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Lifelines.
This is one of my best friends’ babies. In her hands is a custom order from someone who’s friend lost her son to suicide last week. A son who was this age once. A son who was fiercely loved and valued and squeezed tight. A son who will always be their baby. My heart cannot fathom the overwhelming grief. Our only hope? To lift our eyes to the One who is our help in every season and situation. Jesus, come quickly.
It seems the Lord is teaching me a deeper (more experiential) meaning of what Paul talks about when he describes servants of God as “sorrowful, yet always rejoicing” (2 Corinthians 6:10a). • You see, there is so much good happening. So much joy, provision, and depth of community. So many doors opening. So many opportunities to minister and be ministered to. So much love and humility and grace and kindness and care that it has made me—quite literally—cry into a plate of chicken and waffles from the mercy of it all. • These scattered beams can only be explained by the Lord, who is dropping joy bombs and grace explosions all around. • But it’s not all chicken and waffles. • (Link to blog post in profile ❤️)
“All in all, it was a never-to-be forgotten summer—one of those summers which comes seldom into any life, but leave a rich heritage of beautiful memories in their going—one of those summers which, in a fortunate combination of delightful weather, delightful friends, and delightful doings, come as near to perfection as anything can come in this world.” -L.M. Montgomery

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Christian Funnies

Sometimes you just need to laugh. If you need one, these are some funnies I find particularly humorous.

saltandpep

Biblical salt and pepper shakers.

animalpranks

ruthless

ripped

myrh

camel mary calvinist_romance Irresistible Grace fragrance calvin klein

6 comments on “Christian Funnies

  1. whittmadden says:

    No matter how many times I see it, I absolutely love the Irresistible Grace for elect men. That’s one of my favorites. I thought I would share a few of my favorite cheesy jokes…

    Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
    A. Samson. He brought the house down.

    Q. Who was the greatest female businessperson in the Bible?
    A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. (profit)

    Q. How long did Cain hate his brother?
    A. As long as he was Abel.

    Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
    A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

    Last one I promise…

    Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
    A. German Shepherds.

    1. These are all the kind of jokes I would deploy. And laugh at alone.

      1. Y’all are hilarious! Love these jokes, Whitty. And Kofi, as long as I’m around you’ll never have to laugh at these alone! Hahaha.

  2. The Irresistible Grace cologne (and the related comic book joke) always makes me laugh. Although in this case I’ll freely admit that I laughed on the inside this time. Maybe it’s because I’ve seen it so many times?

    1. Maybe! It doesn’t get old, but, like you said, maybe we just get used to it. 🙂

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